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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Student
Occupation Selling books for God
Location Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Introduction I’m a twenty-nothing who is trying desperately to figure out my seemingly complicated life that includes being a SSA/Homo/Gay/Whatever Mormon that has pathetically little control over my emotions. By day, I sell priestcrafts (“Have you heard of the new John Bytheway fireside on DVD?” It’s 20% off right now) to old women, who, in fact, think I’m quite endearing and buy four of said DVD. I’m going to pretend that the inverse of the previous statement isn’t necessary because I don’t think it’s any of your business what I do by night. I’ve been described as “adorable, yet offensive,” (OriginalMohomie, 2007) and “Immature.” (Master FOB, numerous occasions) I am still in love with Natalie Portman, hooded-sweatshirts, and quoting movies. And just like my last “about me”, this one is going to peter out at the end. Just … like … now.
Favorite Movies Garden State, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Stepford Wives, Hotel Rwanda, The Constant Gardener, V for Vendetta
Favorite Music Sufjan Stevens, M.I.A., This Day and Age, The Decemberists, Mindy Gledhill, Snow Patrol, Nelly Furtado (I'd so do her), Sia, Camille, and who isn't a fan of those EFY CDs?