Dr Mustard

About me

Gender MALE
Industry Fashion
Occupation General Practitioner
Location Norwich and Dijon, United Kingdom
Introduction Director of profanity for the Dr Rant Team with responsibility for maintaining standards and use of the word 'cunt'. As an unrepentant Benign Paternalist, Dr Mustard knows what's best for his patients, and he tells them. He has an irrational dislike of Monkeys in suits.
Interests Wine, Women and Song
Favorite Movies Whisky Galore.
Favorite Music Chas 'n Dave
Favorite Books Is it just me, or is everything shit?

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

What the fuck are you on about?