Tobias the River Midget

About me

Introduction "I'm a River Midget. Deal, biatch."
Interests Pirate Sex
Favorite Movies Thirty Romanian Whores; Return of the Thirty Romanian Whores
Favorite Music Fusion Polka Rap
Favorite Books What's a book?

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

"IF I were a pirate????