Dr Purple

About me

Gender MALE
Occupation General Practitioner
Introduction A very angry middle aged man who wonders what the f**k happened to the world in the latter part of the 20th century to make it such an alien place in the first part of the 21st.
Interests Pissing off the self righteous gits who inhabit the top of the medico-political tree.
Favorite Movies The Shining, Carrie
Favorite Music Death Metal Punk and The Village People
Favorite Books Jeremy Clarkson`s motorworld The Lord of the Rings

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

With half a pound of Semtex.