Bacon Lady

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Industry Manufacturing
Occupation Uterine Output Specialist
Location Central, Illinois, United States
Introduction I like stuff and things. I've been married for close to 14 years and have two miniature versions of myself running around (and it frightens me most of the time). I have never been nor will I ever be a vegetarian.
Interests reading, writing, sleeping, momming
Favorite Music Liz Phair, Johnny Cash, Billy Idol, Patsy Cline, John Prine, Rolling Stones, Nic Armstrong and the Thieves, Foo Fighters, White Stripes, Holly Golightly/Thee Headcoatees
Favorite Books David Sedaris, Joyce Carol Oates, Chuck Palahnuik, anything filthy

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

I don't know, but suddenly I've got boy robots banging down my door.