Luke Akehurst

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Government
Occupation Public Affairs Consultant
Location Hackney, London, United Kingdom
Interests Being on the winning side, Labour, Beating the opposition, Labour, Supporting The Great Leader, Labour, Being better than everyone else, Smearing LibDems, Listening to the problems of poor deprived tenants, Labour, Machiavellian politics, food, wine, Andalucia
Favorite Movies Dirty Harry, The Godfather, Doctor Strangelove, Die Hard, Apocalypse Now, Last Action Hero, The Wild Bunch, The Candidate, Goodbye Lenin, All The President's Men, Citizen Kane, Bridget Jones's Diary
Favorite Music Morrissey - Ambitious Outsiders, Sham 69 - Tell Us The Truth, Blitz - All Out Attack, Last Resort - Working Class Kids, Combat 84 - Good Riddance, The 4Skins - From Chaos To 1984, Aled Jones - Walking In The Air
Favorite Books Machievelli - The Prince, George Orwell - Animal Farm, Jack Weatherford - Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World, Combat - US Air Power, Jason Burke - On the Road to Kandahar, Tony Blair - New Britain: My Vision of a Young Country, Jane Austen - Pride & Prejudice

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Say it loud enough and often enough and idiots will believe anything. So sod faking a bard, I could convince them I'm Uther Pendragon if I wanted to.