|Occupation||HAHA, get it, non-profit...right.|
|Location||New York, United States|
|Introduction||I am small, obscure, nocturnal, dizzy and itchy. I keep trying to achieve greatness, but I get easily distracted by shiny things. I love animals and fear people that have not loved at least one animal in their lifetime. I am also a flaming liberal, I hug trees and I try to be a vegetarian as often as possible. I have had the same migraine since 1983. We like to watch television together, and sometimes it sleeps over and takes my food away.|
|Interests||Small furry creatures, avoiding sunlight, reading only parts of things, writing things I never do anything useful with, taking pictures I need to retouch later, drawing badly, swinging as high as I can on a swingset in the moonlight, video games, astronomy, worshipping Jek Porkins, watching Arrested Development and Firefly, playing pool and watching curling.|
|Favorite Movies||Emma (96), A Life Less Ordinary, Enigma (2001), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, anything with Star Wars in the title, The Russia House, anything involving kung-fu or Godzilla, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Xanadu, Moulin Rouge (2001), Medicine Man|
|Favorite Music||Tom Waits, obscure '80s music, ambient/chill/space music, Bejing Opera.|
|Favorite Books||Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Dark Tower Series, His Dark Materials, The Amelia Peabody Series, Han Solo and the Lost Legacy, Nancy Drew, Ulysses.|
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
The red plastic spreaders from Handi-Snacks spreaders and wooden sporks.