BrideOfPorkins

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Gender FEMALE
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation HAHA, get it, non-profit...right.
Location New York, United States
Introduction I am small, obscure, nocturnal, dizzy and itchy. I keep trying to achieve greatness, but I get easily distracted by shiny things. I love animals and fear people that have not loved at least one animal in their lifetime. I am also a flaming liberal, I hug trees and I try to be a vegetarian as often as possible. I have had the same migraine since 1983. We like to watch television together, and sometimes it sleeps over and takes my food away.
Interests Small furry creatures, avoiding sunlight, reading only parts of things, writing things I never do anything useful with, taking pictures I need to retouch later, drawing badly, swinging as high as I can on a swingset in the moonlight, video games, astronomy, worshipping Jek Porkins, watching Arrested Development and Firefly, playing pool and watching curling.
Favorite Movies Emma (96), A Life Less Ordinary, Enigma (2001), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, anything with Star Wars in the title, The Russia House, anything involving kung-fu or Godzilla, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Xanadu, Moulin Rouge (2001), Medicine Man
Favorite Music Tom Waits, obscure '80s music, ambient/chill/space music, Bejing Opera.
Favorite Books Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Dark Tower Series, His Dark Materials, The Amelia Peabody Series, Han Solo and the Lost Legacy, Nancy Drew, Ulysses.

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

The red plastic spreaders from Handi-Snacks spreaders and wooden sporks.