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About me

Gender	Male
Astrological Sign	Capricorn
Industry	Business Services
Occupation	Marketing
Location	Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction	...perpetual smart ass, formerly medicated, balding, real problem with authority, politically independent, rational, creative, golden handcuffed to my job, husband of a vampire, prone to philosophization, foul-mouthed father, Guinness lover, frustrated cat owner, tickler of ivories, pyro, digger of that whole New Orleans gris-gris scene, HR guru, marketing dude...
Interests	piano, guitar, writing, creative nonfiction, fiction, screenplays, editing, marketing, filmmaking, eBay, ASP coding, web design, juggling, Lulu, Monster.com, politics, atheism, free will, determinism, philosophy, objectivism, NaNoWriMo, running, jogging, Indian food, mazes, astronomy, physics, dogs, cats, Twizzlers, grammar, MP3s
Favorite Movies	Off the Map, Melinda & Melinda, Junebug, Lord of War, Saving Face, She Hate Me, Kinsey, Narnia, March of the Penguins, Reservior Dogs, Sideways, Gangs of New York, Broken Flowers, Pulp Fiction, Contact, Annie Hall, L.A. Story, When Harry Met Sally, Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Grand Canyon, V for Vendetta, Scanner Darkly, Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons
Favorite Music	AC/DC, The Beatles, Edie Brickell, Cake, Cocteau Twins, Harry Connick, Cranberries, Dido, Foo Fighters, Michael Hedges, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Live, Bob Marley, Mazzy Star, Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morissette, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, The Replacements, Silverchair, Paul Simon, The Sundays, Richard Thompson, Tortoise, Tuck & Patti, Weezer, James Booker, Dr. John, Errol Garner, George Gershwin, Vince Guaraldi, John Lee Hooker, James P. Johnson, Lead Belly, Marcus Roberts, Fats Waller, George Winston
Favorite Books	Cosmos, Chaos, Godel Escher & Bach, The Cerebral Symphony, The Satanic Verses, The Wind in the Willows, Murphy, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Harry Potter, A Brief History of Time, Invisible Man, Pale Blue Dot, Complexity, Billions & Billions, Iron John, Wicked, Atlas Shrugged, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Shakespeare

How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?

Same as the silent X in "shit."