Uncle Artemus
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | Photographer |
| Location | Living in a small town outside of a big town, the midwest, United States |
| Introduction | I'm an old, old man. My only desire is to live long enough to ride in a flying car and live in a bubble village deep beneath the sea. |
| Interests | My Family, Making a Living, Photography for the joy of it, Reading, Cooking, Photoshop, Woodworking |
| Favorite Movies | The Flight of the Phoenix (Old Version), The Lion in Winter (Old Version), Ed Wood, Little Big Man, Office Space, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra |
| Favorite Music | Alt. Folk (Jim White), alt. Lo-Fi Lounge (Zero 7), Neil Young, Rush, Beck, Classic 70's album rock that I'm not sick to death of (like 10cc and Savoy Brown) |
| Favorite Books | Stephen King, Countless Sci-Fi books, historical fiction |
What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
Because it is. Really, I live in the midwest, just look outside. Also if it was round and you live in the northern hemisphere it would always be faster to travel south because you're going downhill all the way. You could even shut of the engine and coast. Why doesn't anybody ever think to do that? Because the earth is flat, that's why.