| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Astrological Sign | Gemini |
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Student |
| Location | Toronto, ON, Canada |
| Introduction | Maybe next life you'll try harder. |
| Interests | A Better Tomorrow |
| Favorite Movies | The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou |
| Favorite Music | Hip Hop, Wu-Tang, Acoustic Guitar, Jazz Flute |
| Favorite Books | Hagakure, Tao te Ching, The Medium is the Massage, Watchmen, Nufonia Must Fall, My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable, We, Slaughterhouse 5, The Book of the SubGenius |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Describe the sound of whoever wrote those questions getting fired.
