| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Full-time iconoclast |
| Location | Toledo, Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | Subcomandante Bob can't believe his great-grandmother was Mae West, no matter what his Dial-a-Psychic says. |
| Interests | Exposing the truth, recycling toenail clippings, moving hair part from side to side, promoting dysfunctional families. |
| Favorite Movies | Bambi, The Deer Hunter |
| Favorite Music | Austrian military marches, anything played with an oud. |
| Favorite Books | Goodnight Moon, anything with a lot of pictures. |
You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
Wear tin foil as a shield.
