| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Florida |
| Introduction | * * * * * LIBERAL, CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT, LEFT, RIGHT, WHATEVER! NO BANS! NO EDITS! AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL, COMMENT HOWEVER YOU WANT! |
| Interests | Licking exotic ferns |
| Favorite Movies | My homemade schizer flicks |
| Favorite Music | Toddlers banging on pots and pans |
| Favorite Books | Neil's Book of the Dead |
