Bert Bananas

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Industriously lazy. Also, morbidly lazy.
Location Banana Valley, SoCal, United States
Introduction I am good company when I'm alone. I'm at my best in solitary confinement.
Interests processing oxygen into carbon dioxide, chewing methodically, golf, subduing the Natural Man, creating a part in my hair I can live with, Mothering the child within, ignoring popular culture (except The Simpsons), Reliving tomorrow.
Favorite Movies Let It Ride, Young Frankenstein, Ferris Bueller's Wax On, WaxOff, Grosse Match Pointe, Soap Bubble Meltdown, The Manchurian Cupcake, The Quiet Man's Loud Wife, etc.
Favorite Music 4/4, but the occasional 3/4, if I feel like waltzing.
Favorite Books Doesn't it make sense that if it's a favorite book you would re-read it regularly? Only Dorothy Sayers and John Sanford dependably cut it for me in this regard.