Male. Speaks English. Not hard to look at. Domer. Employed. Married. Midwesterner by birth, Floridian by parental choice, Texan by the grace of God. Let's see, what else? I’ve driven a truck for a living, sang in an opera, been a college cheerleader and gymnast, babies and small animals love me, the Pope has me on speed-dial, I helped Al Gore invent the internet, I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die, and I hate squash.