Dr Coleman Q Mustard

• Gender: Male
• Industry: Fashion
• Occupation: General Practitioner
• Location: Norwich and Dijon : United Kingdom

About Me

Director of profanity for the Dr Rant Team with responsibility for maintaining standards and use of the word 'cunt'. As an unrepentant Benign Paternalist, Dr Mustard knows what's best for his patients, and he tells them. He has an irrational dislike of Monkeys in suits.

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

What the fuck are you on about?

Interests

• Wine
• Women and Song

Favorite Movies

• Whisky Galore.

Favorite Music

• Chas 'n Dave

Favorite Books

• Is it just me
• or is everything shit?

My Blogs

Team Members