Dr Coleman Q Mustard

About Me

Director of profanity for the Dr Rant Team with responsibility for maintaining standards and use of the word 'cunt'. As an unrepentant Benign Paternalist, Dr Mustard knows what's best for his patients, and he tells them. He has an irrational dislike of Monkeys in suits.

Sponges and tongues are frequently misspelled. Is it because both are thirsty?

What the fuck are you on about?

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