Ronnie

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A Life in the Day of Ronnie - or - An Occasional Dip into the Life of a Benidorm Barman

About me

Astrological Sign	Capricorn
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Barman
Location	Benidorm, Alicante, Spain
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	I was born back in the day - you know - the day when nothing ever mattered and the world was black and white. I was a coalman, then a black and white minstrel, a slave trader, a horse breeder, a prize fighter, a burglar, a wheelman for the mob, antiques expert and the Queens Own Deliverer Of Stamps. Later I became CEO of Unisys Corp. I found it all bit stressy so I moved to Spain and became a barman. I wear my breakfast on my shirt, my lunch in my teeth and my supper on my lap. I am loved by all who meet me.
Interests	Drinking, sleeping, smoking, scowling, breaking wind, boring myself to sleep, generally keeping up my hard earned reputation as the most aloof and unpleasant bloke who ever was made. And Stamps. I love stamps.
Favorite Movies	Some Like It Hot, The Wizard of Oz, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Disney's Fantasia, Romper Stomper, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw I II and III and that movie my mate in Unisys brought to work one night that had pussies in it.
Favorite Music	Neil Diamond, The Beatles, Beethoven, Iggy Pop, Judas Priest, The Sex Pistols and Mario Lanza
Favorite Books	A Brief History of Time by my mate Stephen Hawking. I read it backwards without my specs on and still got it finished in the back of the copper's car taking me from the library to the hospital. I regularly email Stephen with suggestions for an update, but he fears my intellect and rarely replies.

Chicken monkey shoes?

This is the name of my favourite dinner. My wifey Marl fries it up a treat using our rotary deep lard fryer - drips of pure fat - yummm!! Best eaten after 24 pints of cheap Spanish lager. Marl was a size 6 before I introduced her to chicken monkey shoes.