Skeezix the Cat
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Virgo
- Industry: Internet
- Occupation: Plucky Comic Relief
- Location: Castro Valley : California : United States
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About Me
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
If my eyes are EVER under water, I will hope I get drownded cuz I'd rather be ded than WET!!!!
Interests
- napping
- eating lots
- napping
- playing with the tinsel wand
- eeting toona and Fancy Feast Sliced Turkey in Gravy
- napping
- yelling at the top of my lungs
- chatting with my innernet frends.
Favorite Movies
- That Darn Cat
- Thomasina
- Cat Ballou
- the Bond movie with Pussy Galore
- The Truth about Cats and Dogs
- Homeward Bound
- Lady and the Tramp
