| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professional bastard |
| Location | Dicksville, West Canuckistan, Canada |
| Introduction | Fluwten McGunch? Who is this... man? I am a humble proletariat and a championship beekeeper (worlds results: 96' - 4th, '00 - 6th, '04 - 1st!!). As for my personal hygiene, I do wipe from the front but my doctor has stated unequivocally that my genitalia is "beyond reproach." I have been told that my knowledge of punctuation has aphrodisiacal properties. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, I firmly believe that anyone who uses the word "impacted" should be anally raped with an epileptic manatee. Twice. |
| Interests | Me |
| Favorite Movies | Zorba the Greek, Yojimbo, Any movie with the word "ninja" or "lesbian" in the title |
| Favorite Music | Jimi Hendrix, John Coltrane, K-os, Kings of Leon, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Clash, Big Rude Jake, The Tragically Hip, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, Public Enemy |
| Favorite Books | A Source Book in Chinese Philosophy (Wing Tsit Chan), How to Reasses Your Chess (Jeremy Silman), Story (Robert McKee), The Alphabet of Manliness (Maddox) |
