Calzone
| Occupation | I'm a fucking Dragon |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I'm a Dragon. You could not possibly understand. |
| Interests | raping, pillaging, chasing squirrels, affairs with neighborhood housewives, jogging, eating sandwiches off womens asses, ladies shoes |
| Favorite Movies | Shaft, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Anal Retreat |
| Favorite Music | Big Black, Your screams of pleasure, Pavement, The sound your ass makes when it jiggles |
| Favorite Books | Lustmord: The Writing and Artifacts of Serial Killers, What Color is Your Parachute |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
Why the fuck would I drink my own love potion?