Calzone

About me

Occupation I'm a fucking Dragon
Introduction I'm a Dragon. You could not possibly understand.
Interests raping, pillaging, chasing squirrels, affairs with neighborhood housewives, jogging, eating sandwiches off womens asses, ladies shoes
Favorite Movies Shaft, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Anal Retreat
Favorite Music Big Black, Your screams of pleasure, Pavement, The sound your ass makes when it jiggles
Favorite Books Lustmord: The Writing and Artifacts of Serial Killers, What Color is Your Parachute

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

Why the fuck would I drink my own love potion?