Dr Purple
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | General Practitioner |
| Introduction | A very angry middle aged man who wonders what the f**k happened to the world in the latter part of the 20th century to make it such an alien place in the first part of the 21st. |
| Interests | Pissing off the self righteous gits who inhabit the top of the medico-political tree. |
| Favorite Movies | The Shining, Carrie |
| Favorite Music | Death Metal Punk and The Village People |
| Favorite Books | Jeremy Clarkson`s motorworld The Lord of the Rings |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
With half a pound of Semtex.