Mitch Cumstein is a business partner through neighboring company the Esoteric Mystic Society of No Waynes. Mitch would tell you what he does, but he doesn't fuckin care. One notable thing Mitch does enjoy is the pain of Philadelphia Sports, something that has turned his life into a frequent St. Patty's Day massacre. Mitch also appreciates chugging Jack Daniels, beating people in football video games, impersonating Hunter S. Thompson, ten hour sessions of watching the USA network, and getting into fights.
