One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy magizines and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at the rich and famous.
I'm a Suburban Dad with three blonde sons and a shockingly Suburban life. All of my nonwork time is consumed by those little bastards.
Most of the people who read this blog and comeback are women and it baffles me to no end. I suspect they like it because it validates their inner fears about men. We're simple jackasses. I shake my fist to the sky in half-hearted definace.
I'm 6'1" but online I'm a wee bit taller with thicker hair and no beer gut.
I like the smell of gasoline.
I love to get drunk and sit in the corner and smile at everybody...except you, I wont smile at you.
