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About me

Industry Consulting
Occupation Being Consulted
Location Toronto, Canada
Introduction I should have named this blog The Bewilderment In My Cereal Box. That is the state I am usually in. Born with too much hair, too many fingers (12), and virtually no "head" line on my right palm, I riff on curls, reach for a metaphor, and curse the Lucky Charms of the world.
Interests Bitching, criticizing, flaw-finding, spanking, confronting, Vanilla things like reading, writing, karaoke, staying fit, watching The Sopranos, music, gastronomy, sexy restaurants, travelling, cereal
Favorite Movies Secretary, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Donnie Darko, The Color Purple, Kung Pow, Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls, Alien & Aliens, Goodfellas, True Romance, Strictly Ballroom, The Matrix 1, Showgirls, Children Of Men, Edward Scissorhands, Very Bad Things, Buffalo 66, ET, A Patch Of Blue, Waiting For Guffman, This Is Spinal Tap, Out of the Blue, Grease, Deliverance, The Prestige, Kill Bill 1&2, Dog Day Afternoon, Midnight Cowboy
Favorite Music Rob Halford of Judas Priest.
Favorite Books Three Men In A Boat (To Say Nothing Of The Dog) by Jerome K. Jerome, Blues People: Negro Music in White America by Leroi Jones (Imamu Amiri), The Complete Short Stories of Mark Twain by Mark Twain, The Chrysalids by John Wyndham, White Fang by Jack London, The Psychology Of The Sopranos by Glen O. Gabbard, Personal Finance For Canadians For Dummies, The Doubter's Companion: A Dictionary of Aggressive Common Sense by John Ralston Saul, The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini, The Hidden Life Of Dogs by Elizabeth Marshall Thomas, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, I Sing The Body Electric by Ray Bradbury, Geek Love by Katherine Dunn, Fifth Business by Robertson Davies, Black Boy by Richard Wright, The Official Scrabble players Dictionary

Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.

The Screeching Succubuses (#1 hit: "Don't Fall Asleep")