| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Occupation | Freelance Ninja |
| Location | Corvallis, Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | I write books for teens. And your mom. My agent is Michael Bourret. I guess I write books for him too. |
| Interests | Reading, Writing, Morality, Political Theory, Running, Swimming, Biking. Kids (mine only, really.) Wife (again, mine.) |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Attach the slinky to the goat's foot and use the goat as a grappling hook.