Chris Wilde
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Geek |
| Location | Des Moines, Iowa, United States |
| Introduction | Humanoid male with blue eyes and brown plumage. Makes its habitat in upper-midwestern suburban deciduous forests, with migratory patterns between central Minnesota and south-central Iowa. Diet consists mostly of peanut butter, coffee beans, and whole grains (fermented grain products included). Mate for life. Generally found alone or in small flocks. Vocalizes infrequently, but when doing so, tends to employ complex lower-register song patterns that follow the dominant, sub-dominant, and root of surrounding chords. |
| Interests | All things in general. Nothing in pendantic detail. |
| Favorite Movies | Anything, depending on what I'm in the mood for. Rarely watch one more than once, and prefer to wait 'til the DVD comes out and watch at home. |
| Favorite Music | Choral music in the Anglican tradition, bel canto opera, bluegrass, anything by Mozart, Sting, ....Stuff like that. |
| Favorite Books | Fiction by, Dickens, C.S. Lewis, Tolkien, and other dead British people. |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
No. The intermediate mutation would be the spork, which has no chance of survival against Darwinian forces in any natural environment. Moreover, I find forks to be irreducibly complex.