Darwin's Dagger

About me

Gender	Male
Astrological Sign	Pisces
Interests	Astronomy, Biking, Evolution, Guitar, Hiking, History, Movies, Photography, Science Fiction, Travel, Writing
Favorite Books	The Coming Plague, Constantine's Sword, Dark Ages America, Dark Nature, Darwin's Dangerous Idea, The Demolished Man, The Demon-Haunted World, Dune, Hocus Pocus, Lord of the Rings, The Sirens of Titan, Slaughterhouse Five, The Stars My Destination, The Time Before History, The Twilight of American Culture

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

Microwave your head. The water will boil and steam out of your ear.